chickensandwich:

ailaxolotl:

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

yo whatever

(Source: chickensandwich)

southernstoner420: I bet this is this guy’s only talent. I’d be lying though if I said I wasn’t impressed.

southernstoner420:

I bet this is this guy’s only talent. I’d be lying though if I said I wasn’t impressed.

oaf-whisperer: white people

oaf-whisperer:

white people

sodamnrelatable:

“this update requires that you restart your compu-“

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(Source: whoatakeiteasyman)

10knotes: fyeah-i-like-dat: I just died. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

10knotes:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

I just died.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

seekingtheauthentic:

FACT: If you stretched the average human’s intestines out from end to end, it would make him scream a lot.

volar-e:

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

okatu: i’m taking this picture to my grave with me 

okatu:

i’m taking this picture to my grave with me 

(Source: cipherpol9)

fake-mermaid:

*showers for 4 hours to avoid homework*